Post by Lezaro on Oct 12, 2006 20:52:04 GMT -5
so anyways i woke up one day right and i went straight to my computer cause thats what i do i have no life k. so im bootin up and eating gushers. ok as im loading swg i get on vent and get on the DE vent to talk to my bestest friends ever of all time (uzeil partially included). so i say his name oozeel instead of youzeil cause its funnier and it should be oozeel ok wanna fight about it? so i log into swg now and i was in theed because thats where people who dont camp the dwb go to cause theyre fat and i dont camp the dwb but im still fat. ok so anyways im loading into theed and im like overt right and i see like 20 overt rebs and im like wow i outnumber 1 to 20 but i think others want to fight so yeah ill call them. so im like "hey r3bls" and these losers come to theed um i think vandylle, otter (pittery pattery FTL), baren morduggan with his dumb voice and 2x4 and american flag and also some other guy uh... grinner aka turock aka 2R aka T aka coerea aka N and also uzeil. ok so anyways these guys come in and were like pew pew pew we kill the rebs right and so im like by terrorist town and uzeil starts calling me names like fatty or something over group chat and vent. so i tell him omg its on now so im running to the bridge by the SP and hes running from the other side right? and omg this is the good part we start running at eachother and he's all like "THE HOLY WAAAAAAR" and im like oh hell no and all hell broke lose man, we went at it with our fists of fury for like 45min man it was crazynuts and all the time the servers all unstable and explodey and stuff cause it cant handle the holy war man. so were all over this waterwall right and man after like 2hrs of fighting we just sorta fall off and stop cause i pass out and its like ok whatever. so ok the world is safe for some weeks right and then later i see uzeil in black cloak/shorts/turban and im like NO WAI DUDE and im like in my white cloak/shorts/turban and omg we just went at it for like an entire 10 min and then uzeils dad was like "lawl gtfo of my comp" and uzeil had to go so i win cause uzeils dad pwned his face like the cops pwned grinner. so now you know. k? k.
NOTE: the holy war is a documentary, and the events happened in real time
written by: Hexxy
NOTE: the holy war is a documentary, and the events happened in real time
written by: Hexxy
ROFL!!! ;D