Drunk at the Bottle

[Vikrant]

*hiccup*

Well, ya see..... *hiccup* I was in the bottle for a couple hours.... *hiccup* watching Kowplu dance to get rid of some BF. *hiccup* About 770 if I remember correctly, but my head is not thinking to clearly at the moment so I could be wrong..... *burp* I am down to 500 now so I think I will be here awhile. I hope you are getting some good dancing exp for all this..... *hiccup*

.......... Vik runs to the bathroom ..........


OK..... *hiccup* feeling better now.

(Kowpla walks in)

Kowpla says "Hey Vik, you need to pay your tab soon bro. That will be 45,500 credits."

***Vik passes out***

[Kowpla Kow]

../kow yell ..Vik!!!! ... Vik!!! you Ok
../think I should lower RSF fee.

.../kow call the Body-pickup droid from Xavion..

../Biip ..Tulit tulit --yes pick up Vikrant from the floor

../.Biip...Biip .. --and tell protocol droid to clean up the floor .. I think he add some Hurtton for lunch..

../Biip Biip ...
-- put him in the Royal Room and send him some nice women to take care of him....

../kow ripe the bill apart..

../think there goes more brandy..

[Neek]

:: URGENT TRANSMISSION : 911 CALL ::

Neekee : 911 emergency
Kowpla : I have a drunken, purple twi'lek here
Neekee : Damn, Vik has been drinking again, i'm on my way

... 8 minutes later

./ringbell

Kowpla : Yes?
Neekee : This is Dr. Neekee
Kowpla : Yes, come in, bug purple is upstairs

Neekee : Hand over the ultrasound
/diagnose
[ Diagnostic result ]
- Stomach content : Empty (regurgigation obvious)
- Alcool Level : So high, only minute traces of blood were found in the veins, it's all brandy
- Battle fatigue : 0
- Drinking fatigue : 1000 (capped)
[ Check combat queue ]
Last 1000 actions : /drink brandy
/dump the drinkin macro

[ Ultrasound results ]
- Expecting a healthy 7 pound, 3 ounces baby boy

Neekee : What? That's impossible.
/manualscan
Neekee : Ok, false alarm. That's not a 7 pound baby, that's his liver, and it's the size of a wateremelon!

/equip latex glove
/rectal scan
[ Rectal probing results ]
- Entry clogged, could not perform scan

Neekee : what the heck!
/loots vikrant
- You have completely looted the drunken body of Vikrant -
/check inventory for new items.

[ New Item ]
- Practice light saber, item creator : Eoro
- Damage : 0.01 - 1.03
- Speed : 600
- DOT : Constipation, high potency

/drop lightsaber

Neekee to Kowpla : I found the problem, he stole eoro's practice saber to start grinding before time, went overboard with the brandy, canape and citros, lost his balance, knocked his nuggin on the counter, dropped the saber and fell, butt first on the saber. Because vik wasn't wearing composite pants at the time, the saber got loged in his anal way causing constipation, dehidration and probably some discomfort.

Kowpla : Thank you doctor, will he be allright?

Neekee : Yes, but go gently when explaining what happened with the saber. Oh, here is some codeine for the pain, and preparation-H for the swelling. He should walk normally before his exit quest.

Kowpla : Thanks, see you soon.

Neekee : See you, oh, and before i forget, you might want to clean-up the saber...

:: 911 TRANSMISSION ENDS ::

[SabaTaru]

Heh. You boys obviously have more time on your hands than I do. *evil grin*

Kula