!!! LIVE IN THE FIELD !!!

[eoro]

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:: HOLO-CAM BOUNCING AS IN A CHASE ::

Hello everyone in FO, this is Eoro Fesh once again with your local news.

As you can see we are on a chase through the dusty streets of FO city. Local citizens have been quoted in seeing a big white furry rabbit. Yes folks i know what your thinking......The Easter Bunny is not real...

Well we are going to try and prove those ideas wrong today. Our on-the-time bothan Mr. Kowpla Kow is chasing the fabled rabbit as we speak, along with alot more spectators.

Kow what is it like?.......[[ UPLINK ESTABLISHED ]]

Kowpla: Well Eoro i'm in grabbing distance of the Easter Bunny as we speak, he is a tough one to keep up with....the bunny must work out cause he is in top shape.

Eoro: Kow what are all those noises around you?....

Kowpla: Well Eoro the local citizens here are trying to capture the fabled bunny as well. In the pursuit i notice...

Baile, it looks as if he is trying to tame the thing using strange words like
"a"
"g"
"st"
What those mean Eoro i have no idea.....another person in the chase is the one local residents call "The Tank" and the way he's swinging his hammer at the poor bunny, the rabbit is liable to be a skid mark on his hammer...

Eoro: But kow it sounds like a few more are out there with you...

Kowpla: Yes eoro we also have FO's very own Mobus.....now this Mobus is rumored to be everyone's hero, and why he is wearing Pink Hawt Pants, a T-shirt with some sort of "S" on it and a funny looking hat i don't know.....He must be trying to confuse the bunny with his super powers?

BOOMMMM!!!
BOOMMMM!!!

Eoro: Oh my god kow what is that? Did someone shoot at the bunny?

Kow: (Tumbling to the ground)......No eoro that is the easter bunny....

Eoro: What is he shooting?

Kow: Well Eoro i don't know if i can say this on the air but.......he's shooting easter eggs out his ass......they are like flying missles.

Eoro: Dear God

Kow: Yes eoro we are calling off the chase....poor mobus took one right into the chest and all thats left is his hawt pants......if you see him land anywhere please let him borrow some clothes.

Eoro: Will do kow, and i think i saw Mobus land somewhere close to the cantina, he'll need a drink after that hit.

Well folks it looks like the Easter Bunny is Real, and watch out for those eggs.

This is Eoro Fesh, and Kowpla Kow signing off.

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[Mobus]

^ROFL! _ROFL!
^ROFL!

[Neek]

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Hi Everyone, this is Neekee talking to you live from FO. It seems like the easter bunny has been captured! I'm swooping to the location at the moment to finally take a look at the bunny.

Ok, here I am with Kowpla, Mobus and Neek (aka The Tank). They are strutting around a cage holding a white rabbit. OMG, Neek's powerhammer (sponsored by OWaL) is covered with white hairs and blood. What a scary sight. I'll try to approach the cage so that we can all see what's left of the bunny.

[ Puke Sounds ]

Dear God, i'm standing next to the bunny. The thing is in a cage but it's head is missing. I'm guessing it got pulverized by all the headhits. Oh wait, there's the head right there. It still has that 'oh shit' look on it. The bunny has cute pink ears, a tiny nose and it's carrying a bass drum...

Wait a second... BASS DRUM? We're sorry people, we seem to have a misunderstanding here. The bunny that got beheaded and capture isn't the easter bunny, it's the energizer bunny. And someone is telling me that he looted a cheap copper battry off of it.

The good news is that it yielded 8 units of meat which is enough to make a stimpack-A.

Well, we appologize again for the misinformation but from afar, it really looked like the easter bunny.

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